May 28, 2014 Feature, Waiting on Wednesday 7

waiting on wednesday

Waiting on Wednesday is a weekly meme hosted by Breaking the Spine. It spotlights books that we cannot wait for!

This week we are doing something a little bit different. It was my (Lori) week to pick the theme and I choose the wonderful world of Monster Porn. Since none of the other girls have even tried this amazing genre we are lifting the “waiting” part, and sort of doing a “wanting” type post instead.

Lori’s Pick: 


Title: Yielding to the Giant Slug
Author: Mandoline Creme


Once more our young, nubile, and determined Monster Hunter has found herself deep in over her head. This time, literally. Tangling with a slug should be easy, but things get out of control, and slippery tentacles are quick to dig where they don’t belong. Siena is at it again in this sexy 4k erotic story with all the makings of a fantasy adventure, and a dose of reluctant monster tentacle sex.

It should be pretty obvious why I chose this one. It sounds hilarious!!!


Lindsay’s pick

gnomeGarden Gnome Gangbang
by Fannie Tucker


When Jenny adds a little whimsical flavor to her garden with a trio of gnome statues, she never suspects what’s in store. When the sun goes down, Jenny discovers her new lawn ornaments are ready to get busy, and they know how to use those pointy red hats to please a woman!

Warning: Explicit adult material. Three on one action, hard pointy hats, and gnomehoods as big as any man’s! 

Seriously, Lori. Way to make me dig through pages and pages of smut until I found this gem 😉



Elyse’s Pick:

Taken By The T-Rex
By Christie Sims


18628458Drin is her tribe’s chief huntress; she lives for the thrill of the hunt. Men and sex hold no allure for her, as Drin has never found a partner to satisfy her. When a T-Rex descends upon her village, destroying it, Drin demands that the tribe’s hunters go in search of the beast and slaughter it. Opting for safety instead of revenge, the tribe moves to a new location, hoping that the big beast won’t follow them.

It does.

Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.


I mean really…just…HOW?! I need to know.




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  • Hahahaha! You girls crack me up!!

    • Lindsay Galloway

      We try 😉

  • Erin Hayes

    @Elyse – That’s actually the one monster porn I’ve read. It’s only 17 pages and it’s unedited and it’s not very good. i guess I expected there to be more… romance… or something. I don’t know.

    • Lindsay Galloway

      That’s disappointing 🙁 The only one I read was Cum for Bigfoot and it wasn’t nearly as bad as I was expecting! Fairly well edited, and long enough for the price… which was FREE! 😉

    • Lori Parker

      Ain’t nobody got time for things like word count or an editor when creating a new monster porn craze….

    • Elyse S.

      Awe man! So disappointing to hear Erin! I guess I should go with ‘I Fucked The Zombie Horde’ instead.

      • Erin Hayes

        How does this loaning thing work on Kindle? I could loan it to you, it’s a quick read and you’d see exactly how it works. Or doesn’t work.